true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
I know, Link. Me too.
people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it